Pasture-ize: (verb) to transplant, remove, relocate, or drag kicking and screaming, a person from the suburbs (a.k.a. 'the real world') and deposit them in rural America.
Rural: opposite of "the city", also at times referred to as "rustic", "relaxing", and "where the grass is greener" prior to the pasture-ization process. After pasture-ization, it is often referred to as "get me out of here".
Please join me in the daily adventure of life in the pasture.